WEIRD AL YANKOVIC (a.k.a Looks Like Michael Jackson. Or Nirvana. Or Madonna.)
Q: Do all your hangers face the same way?
A: Yes. Why yes, they do. Thank you for asking.
Q: What's the oldest thing in your closet?
A: A Hawaiian shirt my dad used to wear.
Q: How about the weirdest?
A: Harvey the Wonder Hamster. He likes to sleep there sometimes. But I have a lot of loud shirts too.
Q: When the wonder rodent doesn't scare them away, how many
fit in there?
A: It's not a walk-in closet, but I suppose if the people were dismembered, you could pack about 40 or 50 in there.
Think we'll stop right about here.